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I realize that futures are commodities such as oil, gold, CORN (lol), and such, but where are they traded and is there a good news source for them? How can I invest in one? I have capitol.

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• Day Trading Investing Stocks I Need Two Or Three Proven Strategies? Hi I have been Daytrading the Nasdaq, Amex, Nyse, BB and PK stocks using Etrades level 2 software. I have had success trading news stories, earnings Good/bad, Share Buybacks, gaps up and down, buyouts and FDA news approvals and non approved. I have read dozens of books and been on......
• trading stocks: what do you think of my strategy (im new)? I'm new to trading stocks, I have been "mock trading" online at this website where everything is real...except the money of course =). I have been meeting all of my goals so far. I'm too afriad to trade multiple times a day, it's too risky for me...with the whole 15......
• Is it legal to run automated trading software on stock market, and how to do it? Out of pure curiosity regarding technical and legal aspects (I'm aware of the financial risks), is it legal to run an automated trading software that deals for you, using some kind of pseudo-AI? If it is legal, how can one connect such software to the stock market? I'm guessing going......
• Do you think the Amero, (Americas currency version of the Euro) will be in circulation one day? Stumbled on the interesting video on youtube about the Amero. It is basically the equivalent of the Euro but only for use in Canda, the United States, Mexico, Central and South America. Apparently it was approved along with the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) This would ultimately mean that......
• Stock trade in CANADA. Where can I find company's informations? Which is good online trader? I have traded stocks in foreign country. I have my way to judge company's future value... I am in Canada now. I wanna trade canada stocks. I wanna know where is good site for getting company's profile for free. Also, which online trader is cheapest?. Usually 1-2 transactions(trade) per week.......
• i need help with a couple more ECON questions? i have four more of them 7.identify the gains in consumption and production effiency from trade, with emphasis on the main products and changing geographic patterns of twentieth-century trade among countries in the western hemisphere 8.compare the reasons for teh effects of trade restrictions during the great depression compared with......
• Why did FDR and his cronies rob Americans of their gold? Executive Order 6102: BY VIRTUE Of the authority vested in me by Section 5 (b) of the Act of October 6, 1917, as amended by Section 2 of the Act of March 9, 1933, entitled "An Act to provide relief in the existing national emergency in banking, and for other......

• First Date at the Movies / Dating Tips? I've liked this shy guy for a few months, and I finally asked him if he would like to go to a movie. I know a movie isn't the best idea for a first date, but we both like movies. I want to know how we can still have a......
• Hi!Funny or no? 24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator... 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:......
• My cheating girlfriend wants to me forgive her and start a fresh? I was in a long distance relationship & she who would repeatedly tell me that she loved me madly and was totally commited. We discussed marriage. We talked for hours a day despite the distance. She would be very uncomfortable with me going out on weekends. So I would stay......
• Widgi Creek Golf Club, Bend, OR Widgi Creek Golf Club is located in: Bend, OR Phone: (541) 382-4449 Website: http://www.widgi.com/golf/hours.cfm Course History: This is a great place to stop if you will be in the Bend, OR area. We fell in love with this course and can't wait to go back. It is extremely beautiful and......
• Monday Lotto AU 2million Today's Lotto looks the best prospect so far, for a narrow ANY 6 draw. All numbers should be derived from those of the previous 5 draws, if not, it will probably blow out and the next draw will be the tight one. The Saliu Filters look extremely favorable. This reduces......
• How much is solar panel power going for these days? A friend at work mentioned a few days ago that he was interested in getting some solar panels.  He's already taken a few steps to make his family more self-sufficient and less reliant on public utilities, and this is the next step. I began to wonder what kind of money......
• Monday Lotto AU 1million The last 3 draws have been pretty amazing with the smallest number in each draw being 19 20 21, and most numbers coming from the top of the field (big). The Saliu ANY Filters have been large and point to a drop, ie: all 6 numbers for 1st prize will......

Trade me something for a…
*Hammock
*Oak Paneled Pool
*Buried Bone Fridge
*Air Hockey Table
*Rainbow Coffee Table
*Ribbons and Bows Tree
*Pineapple Lamp
*Monkey and Monkey Dummy
*Webkinz Day Year 3 Trophy
*Tubby Tummies Brown Bear

Hee hee, just tell me what you wanna trade for, and what you’ll trade meee.

Just add me, jujuxx3, and kinzpost me the item. Then I’ll kinzpost you mineeee.

I pinky-sware lol

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• Is there any online stock screener that tells which US stocks also trade in overseas exchanges? I'm looking for an online stock screener or filter service (preferably free) that would tell me which stocks that are mainly traded in the US markets (NYSE, NASDAQ and AMEX), also trade on international exchanges (London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, etc.) Also, I'd like to find a way to know the opposite;......
• Why did FDR and his cronies rob Americans of their gold? Executive Order 6102: BY VIRTUE Of the authority vested in me by Section 5 (b) of the Act of October 6, 1917, as amended by Section 2 of the Act of March 9, 1933, entitled "An Act to provide relief in the existing national emergency in banking, and for other......
• what will this penny stock do next ? i recently bought a penney stock and i was wondering what this stock is in for in the next step ? there are 2 things of importance that happen or will happen , 1. the stock is under review for delisting in the next 30 days , and 2. the......
• Do you have to purchase stocks on margin to be considered a Pattern Day Trader by the NYSE? I'm a small investor, a very small investor. I have devised a range trading strategy which only requires two trades per day. My initial investment will be 0, through a cut rate online brokerage. I understand that the NYSE and the NASD, require a minimum of 000 in the accounts......
• Could currency speculation mint a quadrillionaire? I know that currency speculation brings in more money in profits in 1 day than the entire stock market for 1 year, about .2 trillion a day and ,168,000,000,000,000 per year. Thats a quadrillion bucks +. If there was someone intelligent enough, a completely greed ridden genius in the arts......
• I need webkinz cars!!! also other items? ok these are the cars i don't have -the priceless submarine -the rhino car -terrior scooter -schnauzer jalopy -dex dangerous space fighter -super stunt unicycle -tc1 convertible -grey wolf car -blue dragster -blue car with green stripe other items: -all exclusive exercise machines -snow maker -balloon maker -bubble blower -donut......
• trading stocks: what do you think of my strategy (im new)? I'm new to trading stocks, I have been "mock trading" online at this website where everything is real...except the money of course =). I have been meeting all of my goals so far. I'm too afriad to trade multiple times a day, it's too risky for me...with the whole 15......

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• Looking for an old friend, Galen Graham, Jr.? He grew up in Austin. Lived in South Florida for about a year. Moved back to Austin. Last I heard from him he was talking about moving to California. I have been wondering what ever happened to him. If you have any information, you can email me. I have tried......
• Widgi Creek Golf Club, Bend, OR Widgi Creek Golf Club is located in: Bend, OR Phone: (541) 382-4449 Website: http://www.widgi.com/golf/hours.cfm Course History: This is a great place to stop if you will be in the Bend, OR area. We fell in love with this course and can't wait to go back. It is extremely beautiful and......
• Measuring Social Capital So my loan on Prosper closed at a final rate of 9%.  What was my social capital worth?  Did being a known quantity in the Prosper community help? To start with I decided to try and measure the average loan rate and standard deviation... I used the ProProsper Loan Rate......
• Wednesday Lotto AU 750K Today's draw has some potential, as mentioned in the Monday draw comments: Soon to come: A draw where ALL numbers will come from only the last 4-7 draws!! Also look for all small numbers (under 33) to come in one of the next few draws. There is a good possibility......
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• I'm gonna ask my ask my ex to get back with me today... how do u think i should go about it? hello people, i had a major fall out with my bf a month ago... we split and he hated me for things i did to him... and not only this he as a retort went back to his ex girl.. However i realized i love him way too much to......

Relationships:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots.’ Then she will get on with her life. A mail has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3 am on a Sunday morning, he will call and say, ‘I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us.’ This is known as the ‘I Hate You, I Love You’ drunken phone call and 99 percent of all men have made it at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

Sex:
Women prefer 30 to 40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men do. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

Magazines:
Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

Bathrooms:
A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Groceries:
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampetts’ car on The Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10?items?or?less lane.

Cats:
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Laundry:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a van and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old American sitcoms.

Eating Out:
When the bill comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in bills, even though it’s only for .50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Mirrors:
Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any, shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald boyfriend’s/father’s heads.

Menopause: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, biological Changes. Nature provokes a uniform reaction in men. He buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

Richard Gere:
Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because lie reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

Madonna:
Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.

Toys:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men’s toys: little miniature TVs. Cell phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six big batteries to operate.

Locker Rooms:
In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don’t know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

Movies:
Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. Men will only show their arse, because arse size doesn’t really matter.

Jewelry:
Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that’s it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone.

Time:
When a woman says she’ll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she’s using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays.

Friends:
Women on a ‘girls’ night out’ talk the whole time. Men on a ‘boys’ night out’ say about 20 words all night, most of which are ‘Pass the chips’ or ‘Got am more beer?’

Toilets:
Men use toilets for purely biological reasons. Women use toilets as social lounges. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other. Women who’ve never met will leave a toilet giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, ‘Hey Tom, I, was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me
Yes, I know, it is verrryyyyy long lol.

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• Tell me what you think of Obama and why? Tell me what you think of Obama and why? Lets have some facts stated first. Here are just a couple of the bad things he's done so far. Obama has basically created 8 trillion dollars and we dont know whats happened to most of it. Obama doesnt support an audit......
• Day trading SPY options: How can I do this better? (Long question)? (Note: I have real money experience with options going back to 2000, first covered calls in my IRA and then long calls in my cash account though no day trading experience with real money. I have the 25K to park in an account to satisfy the pattern day trader rules......
• Where Is the Beast of Revelation? The Prophet Daniel had spoken these prophecies. Isaiah, Jeremiah, Jesus and his disciples also spoke of it and stressed on its importance. Daniel said there will be four empires after Babylon. The first was the Persian Empire. The second was the Macedonian Empire (Alexander the Great.) The third was the......
• Polygamist: brainwashed or just not educated like us? You read and you watch the news on tv about it. We all hear the opinions of the editors and the news host. They talk about the women and children being brainwashed, based on the way they speak and the costumes that they wear. Take into count that these people......
• Should we give money to poor ppl? ZAKAAT (Alms) Ramadan is the month of giving and benevolence, the Messenger was more benevolent than a falling rain. Muslims are encouraged to emulate the Messenger of Allah (saas), to assess and pay their Zakaat during the month of Ramadan, thus combining the two pillars of Islam at the same......
• Jokes for Women and some other gender jokes? before the jokes just won't to let you know I'm not trying to offend anyone I'm good person don't judge me by jokes please here are my blonde jokes they are really funny. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjppTMi1qB0caFMi2wSRAl_WxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20071106151918AAx7Pto Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.......
• What Is Your Investing Style? Knowing what your risk tolerance & investment style are will help you pick investments more wisely. While there's plenty of different types of investments that one can make, there's only three specific investing styles – & those three styles tie in with your risk tolerance. The three investment styles are......

• Powerball AU 9million Nice first prize, not so easy to predict result, with sum totals and ANY filters not showing much clear direction. Look for a predominance of small numbers possibly, with a couple coming from way back in the draws. Numbers running HOT: 1 5 12 29 39 40 42 44 Numbers......
• Are Christians hypocrites??? Christians, they love to talk about how loving, dutiful and compassionate they are, yet I have yet to meet ONE who does not practice hypocrisy to the highest degree. Their willful ignorance of the Bible combined with their two faced idealism to preach it, has made us sick, hasn’t it?......
• Abortion.. What are your views? Trapped... Time Has Run Out For Over 49 Million Americans. By Another's Choice.. Who is trapped by the "choice" of abortion? Both the mother and the pre-born child. Abortion is legal through all nine months of pregnancy in the United States. The infamous Roe v. Wade case legalized abortion throughout......
• Wednesday Lotto AU 750K Today's NSW Lotto is not a lot easier than Monday's. With most numbers looking to come from those within the last 10 draws, and at least 3 or 4 numbers from within 5 draws. Previous draw the Saliu ANY Filters were: 1+ 3+ 6+ 7+ 9+ 16+ All PLUS, strongly......
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• Why do libs avoid President Bush's Accomplishments? President Bush's Accomplishments Spotted at Rightnation.us and GOPUSA.com reprinted here for your pleasure. I encourage people who support Bush to learn how effective our President has been, and liberals ought to browse this too. Just remember, the liberal media can't cover up the truth of his accomplishments. The Bush Administration......
• One Hundred Pushup Challenge -- Knee Push ups, 1 Handed Knee Pushups, and Full Push ups Well if you haven't heard by now then you aren't paying attention to the Health and Fitness blogosphere... Everyone is doing the 100 push up challenge at 100 push ups.   It is a 6 week training program geared toward a final test where 100 consecutive pushups are completed.  (My first......

Real Estate, jewelry, clothing, cars, hair products, funerals, weddings, boats, vacations, auctions, jobs, everything seems to revolve around money, competition, selling, scheming etc.

Everyone seems to automatically, like robots, do it day by day, without really thinking much about how screwed up it all is.

To me it’s soulless, and meaningless, and if anything, makes us all into statistics. Statistics which buy, sell, trade, and are nothing more than..well nothing, to others.

I know to religious people that’s not the case, but most of them are escapists that aren’t living in the real world, and if they are, they have to notice the money-oriented world that we’re living in, and how completely stupid, soulless and retarted it is.

People should value things like their possessions, houses, etc, and nowadays it’s not about valuing. It’s about image, quantity, money, selling, competing, etc.

Life is basically like one big shopping mall. It’s so sad.

Am I alone on this?
If I’m right, which I think I am, then is there a way to rise above all this or deal with it?

I don’t see how I can be wrong, it’s blatantly obvious. Just look at the business section, all the corporations out there.

Stock market experts are just very smart game players, in a sense.

This world to me at least, is just freaking evil.

It’s a completely soulless intellectual game.

We’ve managed to turn ourselves, humans, into meaningless nothings, in which the brain is the only thing we value, that and money.

How come no one else sees this? lol.
louisiana lover, you’re right but they’re so F8cking evil in all their ways, and there are books written on the subjects, yet people worship these pr9cks like gods.

It’s unbelievable and our society is unbelievable.

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• This options trading strategy works well almost too well? ok first what i do is look at yahoo market stats and see which stocks went up the most... i look at their charts and analyze them to see what they did in the past... most went up way to much so i buy PUT options for them... sure enough......
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• for i am the alpha and omega i am in gods image? 3000 years i guees leads to 2012 for you computers. i must live along time ive been here for as long as this but robots as well so meet at bay dont we i believe your aware rotots on the planet skipping through time in machines cloaned me awhile back......
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• Schindler's Actual List In 1980, a writer named Thomas Keneally was buying a new briefcase in Beverly Hills, California. The shopkeeper, Leopold Pfefferberg, was a Polish Jew who had an interesting personal story of how a man named Oskar Schindler saved him and over a thousand other Jews from Nazi extermination in World......
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• Widgi Creek Golf Club, Bend, OR Widgi Creek Golf Club is located in: Bend, OR Phone: (541) 382-4449 Website: http://www.widgi.com/golf/hours.cfm Course History: This is a great place to stop if you will be in the Bend, OR area. We fell in love with this course and can't wait to go back. It is extremely beautiful and......
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